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Buddies,

Oh, I am SUCH a dangd trouble-makr!

QUESTION: Which color-term is best applyd to th fella in th photo?  (Seleckt one.)

1. Black
2. White
3. Red
4. Purple

BONUS QUESTION: How woud you dscribe th color Crimson?  (Seleckt one.)

1. It's a shade of red.
2. It's a bluish shade of red.
3. It's a purply shade of red.
4. It's evry gosh-darnd one o th aboveski.

SPECIAL DOUBLE-BONUS QUESTION: By whom and of whom woud you expeckt it to be said, "If I say 'black', he says 'white'."?  (Seleckt one.)

1. By Atlas, of th Revrend
2. By th Revrend, of Atlas
3. By Bele, of Lokai
4. By Lokai, of Bele
5. Take yer friggin pickski.

My Bedski

Buddies,

Th headboard holds a reading lamp.

Th nightstand holds a clock.

Th mattress holds my weary bones.

Th pillow holds my block.

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Th box-spring holds th mattress but,

What I woud like to know,

Is where in holy friggin hell,

Did that dangd Playboy go?

-- Pajama Polanski

Thanks, Capm Ovious.

Buddies,


Drop yer chalks & grab yer stalks!