Buddies,
I seen this a while back, when I was out ridin my bikeski:
Its a statue payin tribute, fer whatevr reasn, to Germans from Russia.
Now, ignorin fer th moment th fackt that what weere talkin about here gots nothin t do wit Germans -- since fokes from Russia are, like, Russians evn tho they might be of ... yknow ... German descent -- what we gots here, aparently, is a sculptd German from Russia pioneer famly. Lets take a closr look -- shall we?
See? Whatd I tell ya? Russian. Thats Josef Stalin, ainit?
Yep. Looks like it t me. Anyhowski, ol Country Joe Stalin gots imself a coupla kidskis, looks like. Coupla sonskis, I think. And a pooch. Or a small bear, maybe.
Th missus ...
... she gots th little girls, aparently. And probly a starting spot at linebackr.
But th fokes dpicktd in th statue aint exackly what I was wantin to point out to yas. Yall mighta awready noticd what I was wantin t point out, ifn yas clickd any o them statue pitchrs and lookd carefuly at whats in th background. Th whole dangd memorial here is set on a platform o brickskis. And each one o th brickskis is inscribd accordin to th wishs o some fokes who musta, like, donatd money to put up this Russian erecktion -- or at least th bricky parts of it, I guessski.
And whaddya sppose em fokes wannad writ on their brickskis? What woud yous wanna have writ on some brickski fer which yous were rsponsible? Yer nameskis? What, like yer sayin, "Hey, this fuckin brickski is MY fuckin brickski"? Yeah, okay ... fair enoughski. Plenny o them German Russian erecktion supportrs wannad their names on their brickskis too.
But its especialy intresting to see what else fokes might want writ on their own prsonal brickskis. Some fokes, fer instance, might want their brickski to commemorate th life o some dparted lovd one ...
... maybe wit their own favorit passage from th Holy Bible thrown in fer good measure ...
Some fokes might want ya t know exackly where they hail from ...
... while othrs might be happy to leave ya to fuckin guess ...
Some fokes might want ya to know th high rank they attaind in th fuckin army, prhaps outta embarassment they they gots, like, a girly name ...
... while othrs might try to stave off any charge o girlyness a bit less subtly ...
Some may wish to show off their linguistick prowess ...
... while othrs might humbly confess and lament their lack thereof ...
... or prhaps offr some more prsonal confession ...
Nfackt, I dont sppose it especialy mattrs what you inscribe on yer prsonal brickski. You coud, I imagine, have inscribd a prvisional message, wif a eye tward changin it latr ...
Aftr all, it aint like this shit is ... yknow ... chisld in STONE or anything, rightski?
So its entirly up t YOUski! Bible verse, home town, army rank, embarasing masturbatory pracktice, or some sin to be namd latr -- it dont realy mattr. Whatevr yer prsonal brickski-inscription, you jus wanna make sure that sompm of you will be left bhind, long aftr youve dparted.
DO be sure to stand tall, when conversin wif yer homunckulus. By towerin ovr yer homunckulus -- as demonstratd by our model, Gonhadi, in th photo above -- you remind him who is th creator and who is th homunckulus. Moreovr, this will likly cause yer homunckulus to stand wif his head tiltd severely back -- as demonstratd by th little bastrd in th photo above -- sos to attend to what yer tellin im. This qualifys as a stress-position fer th homunckulus, which serves to enhance docility. If yer homunckulus is eithr too willful or insufficiently attentive to remain in th stress-position, then you can prevent significkant injury to yerself by investing in or improvising a simple set o shin-guards.
