DO be sure to stand tall, when conversin wif yer homunckulus. By towerin ovr yer homunckulus -- as demonstratd by our model, Gonhadi, in th photo above -- you remind him who is th creator and who is th homunckulus. Moreovr, this will likly cause yer homunckulus to stand wif his head tiltd severely back -- as demonstratd by th little bastrd in th photo above -- sos to attend to what yer tellin im. This qualifys as a stress-position fer th homunckulus, which serves to enhance docility. If yer homunckulus is eithr too willful or insufficiently attentive to remain in th stress-position, then you can prevent significkant injury to yerself by investing in or improvising a simple set o shin-guards.
DONT yield to th temptation to lowr yerself to homunckulus-levl. Such studys as have been done suggest that th avrage homunckulus possesses kickin-powr commensurate wit th distance from yer nutsack to yer froat.
(Rest in peace, Gonhadi.)