You and Your Homunckulette (a Exspurts Guide)
Buddies,
If you do not hold on to your homunckulette wif two hands ...
... a good stiff breeze through a open window may leave you wishin you had.
Monday, July 05, 2010
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I tossed her up
Into the air
She hit the fan
And lost her hair.
Little Homunckulette,
Lightr than air,
Wif variable winds,
She coud be anywhere.
Cats always land on their feet.
But Homunculette tests aren't complete.
Some studies have shown
That when they are thrown
Homunculettes SPLAT on concrete
I love that little girl, actually isn't she like a teenager, she is so scary in a Dr. Who sort of way.
No secrets am I now revealing,
But Homunckulettes, I got th feeling,
So light and so soft,
Will, when droppd, go aloft
And go bouncin along on th ceiling.
It might seem a little bit weird
But your comments have not disappeared.
But by the same token
(It's sad, I'm not jokin')
Malach ain't either, I fear.
Hmmmm.... there's something slightly perverted about that third image
Intrestingly, th only exspurts who endorse that mannr o holding a homunckulette all turn out to be homunckulettes.
Joey, you're such a tosser.
The moment that I read you quit
I knew that I would miss your wit.
I guess I will get over it
But everything has turned to shit.
It's better that
Your bags are packed
Instead of leaving
Your blog JACKd
Then said th homunckulette's sibling:
"Far be it from me to be quibbling;
But it seems to me
In that pic, Joey P.
Aint homunckulette-TOSSING, but DRIBBLING."
@Nurse Myra:
Hmmmm.... there's something slightly perverted about that third image
Just the third image? O-k-a-a-a-a-y....
What about
My needs and wants?
For who'll now help
Draw elephants?
--
This poetry
Is lots of fun
But now, I swear,
I'm finally DONE.
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