Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Name That Polack

Buddies,

Comin as it does in th midst of a global hollyday seasn, th changin of a calendar-year always seems a fittin time fer joyful reminiscin.  And my previos postski, celebratin th hollyday seasn by callin all available poetick wits to play in th blogassfears greatest annual entertainment event, apropriately serves as a kind o focal point fer a bit o such reminiscin.

I "signd" that postski wif a playful and applickable monickr -- "Emily Dickinjar".  All readrs o The Joey Polanski Show -- evn th fuzzbrains -- know that posts containin such playful "signatures" aint unusual here at th Show.  Nfackt, th pracktice o my referrin to myself by some "alias" goes alla way back to Septembr 6, 2005 -- less than two munts inta my bloggin careerski.  And I done countd 107 diffrent instances in th histry o th JPS when I done usd a pseudonym.

Here, then, fer prposes o reminiscin and (as always) laughin, is a alfabettickle list o th fake names Ive usd here at th Polanski Show, inckludin links to th posts on which em names been usd.

Can you remembr what was offerd up by each "altr-ego"?  Click th links, and be thankful this aint some kind o quizski.

  1. C. U. Later

  2. Cecil B. Polanski

  3. Choo-Choo Polanski

  4. Cmmander Polanski

  5. Croakin Joe

  6. Curious Joe

  7. Dean Polanski

  8. Dean Polanski

  9. Dean Polanski

  10. Dean Polanski

  11. Dean Polanski

  12. Dean Polanski

  13. Dizzy Gillespski

  14. Edgr Allen Polack

  15. Edison Polanski

  16. Emily Dickinjar

  17. Emperor Josef

  18. Enlightend Joe

  19. Fargo Joe

  20. Freaky Joey

  21. Genral Jozef Tecumseh Polanski

  22. Genral Millski

  23. GOPolanski

  24. Gregorian Joe

  25. Gritty Joey

  26. Harry Doyle Polanski

  27. Henry Fellowswerf Longwad

  28. Holy Joe

  29. Idaho Joe

  30. J. Edgr Poofr

  31. J. K. Polanskianski

  32. Jewy Joey

  33. Joe Barleycornski

  34. Joe I Know

  35. Joe Nader

  36. Joe Polanski, th Weathrmanski

  37. Joe th Plungr

  38. Joe Hung-Lo

  39. Joelia Child

  40. Joely Polanski

  41. Joesy Poesy

  42. Joey, th Gratest Ape

  43. Joey Ho Hoey

  44. Joey O-Seven

  45. Joey Mission

  46. Joey Mission

  47. Joey Polanski

  48. Joey Polanski, Master Asshole

  49. Joey Polanski, Ministr of Jus-Realizd-It

  50. Joey Polanskiani

  51. Joey Rah-Rah

  52. Joey-san

  53. Joeyce Kilmr Polanski

  54. Jolly Joey Polanski

  55. Jose Polanski

  56. Jozef K. Polanski

  57. Jujuey Polanski

  58. King o Poplanski

  59. Lost-Weekend Polanski

  60. Male Joevinist Pigski

  61. Manfred Mannski Polanski

  62. Marlin Perkinski

  63. Mike Polanski, Kielbasa King o Poland

  64. Mr Joey Po

  65. Th Norf Pole

  66. "Nuts" Polanski

  67. Pablo Polanski

  68. Pairsocanski Polanski

  69. Pal Joey

  70. Palooka Joeski

  71. Paracelski

  72. Pentagon Polanski

  73. Pepperoni Polanski

  74. Peppr Polanski

  75. Perfesser Polanski

  76. Perfesser Polanski

  77. Pigpen Polanski

  78. Pokeyo Joe

  79. Polanski, King o th Joes

  80. PoleDiLocks

  81. Potsie Polanski

  82. Poodle Polanski

  83. Ptolemski

  84. Quick-Draw McGrawski

  85. Quick-Draw Polanski

  86. Rabbi Polanski

  87. Reontardo daVinchski

  88. Revrend Ikeski

  89. Roamin Polanski

  90. Romanski Polanski

  91. Romeo Joe

  92. Rupert Polack

  93. Simon & Polefunkel

  94. Sloppy Joey

  95. Sloppy Joey

  96. Sloppy Joey

  97. Snazzy Polanski

  98. "Snips" Polanski

  99. Svengalski

  100. Tycho Brahski

  101. Wee Willy Winkski

  102. Willy Shakespearski

  103. Woozy Polanski

  104. Yogi Polanski

  105. Yusuf Al-Habibi bin Boobi

  106. Yusuf Kielbasa Al-Salami

  107. Yusuf Al-Polanski

11 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Holy crap do you have a lot of time on your hands boy

Joey Polanski said...

You aint so dumb atchualy to think that I craft my posts on-th-spot, are ya?

Slap-dash / haff-assd aint my style.  Sittin down & droppin th daily stool-sample is sompm Ill gladly leave to ... well ... othrs.

anaglyph said...

Possibly not wise to post up all your aliases publicly, Polanski - now you'll have to destroy all those fake driver's licenses.

(PS - Emily Dickinajar was inspired, and is one of my personal favourites).

Four Dinners said...

Do you talk to all your invisible friends and relatives?

I talk to the microwave.

And occasionally to the vacuum cleaner.

I think I spoke to the wifey last week...but that doesn't count. She's real....

I can't do poems. I kept trying to think of something but the microwave kept interrupting.

queenwilly said...

I don't see Joey Sybilski listed.

Atlas Cerise said...

I wish I could forget your name entirely, you pompous dingbatski.

Cletus Van Damme said...

You didn't give the Armenians your alias, did you? SHIT, they're gonna derail your money train!

AngryMan said...

Who the frack is Joey Polanski?

anaglyph said...

Where the frack is Joey Polanski?

(Word verification is 'racksem'. As in, 'I racksem - you stacksem')

Atlas Cerise said...

U racksem, I breaksem.

Joey Polanski said...

Rasputin say: "I HACKSem!"