Name That Polack
Buddies,
Comin as it does in th midst of a global hollyday seasn, th changin of a calendar-year always seems a fittin time fer joyful reminiscin. And my previos postski, celebratin th hollyday seasn by callin all available poetick wits to play in th blogassfears greatest annual entertainment event, apropriately serves as a kind o focal point fer a bit o such reminiscin.
I "signd" that postski wif a playful and applickable monickr -- "Emily Dickinjar". All readrs o The Joey Polanski Show -- evn th fuzzbrains -- know that posts containin such playful "signatures" aint unusual here at th Show. Nfackt, th pracktice o my referrin to myself by some "alias" goes alla way back to Septembr 6, 2005 -- less than two munts inta my bloggin careerski. And I done countd 107 diffrent instances in th histry o th JPS when I done usd a pseudonym.
Here, then, fer prposes o reminiscin and (as always) laughin, is a alfabettickle list o th fake names Ive usd here at th Polanski Show, inckludin links to th posts on which em names been usd.
Can you remembr what was offerd up by each "altr-ego"? Click th links, and be thankful this aint some kind o quizski.
- C. U. Later
- Cecil B. Polanski
- Choo-Choo Polanski
- Cmmander Polanski
- Croakin Joe
- Curious Joe
- Dean Polanski
- Dean Polanski
- Dean Polanski
- Dean Polanski
- Dean Polanski
- Dean Polanski
- Dizzy Gillespski
- Edgr Allen Polack
- Edison Polanski
- Emily Dickinjar
- Emperor Josef
- Enlightend Joe
- Fargo Joe
- Freaky Joey
- Genral Jozef Tecumseh Polanski
- Genral Millski
- GOPolanski
- Gregorian Joe
- Gritty Joey
- Harry Doyle Polanski
- Henry Fellowswerf Longwad
- Holy Joe
- Idaho Joe
- J. Edgr Poofr
- J. K. Polanskianski
- Jewy Joey
- Joe Barleycornski
- Joe I Know
- Joe Nader
- Joe Polanski, th Weathrmanski
- Joe th Plungr
- Joe Hung-Lo
- Joelia Child
- Joely Polanski
- Joesy Poesy
- Joey, th Gratest Ape
- Joey Ho Hoey
- Joey O-Seven
- Joey Mission
- Joey Mission
- Joey Polanski
- Joey Polanski, Master Asshole
- Joey Polanski, Ministr of Jus-Realizd-It
- Joey Polanskiani
- Joey Rah-Rah
- Joey-san
- Joeyce Kilmr Polanski
- Jolly Joey Polanski
- Jose Polanski
- Jozef K. Polanski
- Jujuey Polanski
- King o Poplanski
- Lost-Weekend Polanski
- Male Joevinist Pigski
- Manfred Mannski Polanski
- Marlin Perkinski
- Mike Polanski, Kielbasa King o Poland
- Mr Joey Po
- Th Norf Pole
- "Nuts" Polanski
- Pablo Polanski
- Pairsocanski Polanski
- Pal Joey
- Palooka Joeski
- Paracelski
- Pentagon Polanski
- Pepperoni Polanski
- Peppr Polanski
- Perfesser Polanski
- Perfesser Polanski
- Pigpen Polanski
- Pokeyo Joe
- Polanski, King o th Joes
- PoleDiLocks
- Potsie Polanski
- Poodle Polanski
- Ptolemski
- Quick-Draw McGrawski
- Quick-Draw Polanski
- Rabbi Polanski
- Reontardo daVinchski
- Revrend Ikeski
- Roamin Polanski
- Romanski Polanski
- Romeo Joe
- Rupert Polack
- Simon & Polefunkel
- Sloppy Joey
- Sloppy Joey
- Sloppy Joey
- Snazzy Polanski
- "Snips" Polanski
- Svengalski
- Tycho Brahski
- Wee Willy Winkski
- Willy Shakespearski
- Woozy Polanski
- Yogi Polanski
- Yusuf Al-Habibi bin Boobi
- Yusuf Kielbasa Al-Salami
- Yusuf Al-Polanski
11 comments:
Holy crap do you have a lot of time on your hands boy
You aint so dumb atchualy to think that I craft my posts on-th-spot, are ya?
Slap-dash / haff-assd aint my style. Sittin down & droppin th daily stool-sample is sompm Ill gladly leave to ... well ... othrs.
Possibly not wise to post up all your aliases publicly, Polanski - now you'll have to destroy all those fake driver's licenses.
(PS - Emily Dickinajar was inspired, and is one of my personal favourites).
Do you talk to all your invisible friends and relatives?
I talk to the microwave.
And occasionally to the vacuum cleaner.
I think I spoke to the wifey last week...but that doesn't count. She's real....
I can't do poems. I kept trying to think of something but the microwave kept interrupting.
I don't see Joey Sybilski listed.
I wish I could forget your name entirely, you pompous dingbatski.
You didn't give the Armenians your alias, did you? SHIT, they're gonna derail your money train!
Who the frack is Joey Polanski?
Where the frack is Joey Polanski?
(Word verification is 'racksem'. As in, 'I racksem - you stacksem')
U racksem, I breaksem.
Rasputin say: "I HACKSem!"
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