The Joey Polanski Show: How to Draw a Elephant from Life

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

How to Draw a Elephant from Life

Buddies,

STEP ONE: Find yerself a live elephant.

STEP TWO: Yeah ... Like you realy fuckin found one.

14 comments:

Atlas Cerise said...: I couldn't find an elephant, so I just had Jorge hold Rasputin and pose.; Tue Jan 12, 06:49:00 PM 2010
Four Dinners said...: Barbah?...or is it BaBa?...or Bahbah?...I've no idea.

Did you know Indiajn elephants ears are smaller cause India's smaller than Africa?

I may have read this.

Or I may be pissed.

Again.; Tue Jan 12, 06:58:00 PM 2010
Malach the Merciless said...: You could always just use a pic off the internet, or copy someoneelses drawing.; Tue Jan 12, 07:50:00 PM 2010
Joey Polanski said...: Atlas: Lucky you! Now yer also ready fer my next lesson: How to Draw a Rhinocerous from Life.

Four Dinners: Indian elephants have smallr ears than African ones cuz India is a lot noisyer than Africa is.

Malach: I think youre thinkin of my ADVANCD lessons: How to Draw a Photograph of a Elephant from Life and How to Draw Somone Else's Drawing of a Elephant from Life.; Tue Jan 12, 08:43:00 PM 2010
Chickie said...: Your lack of faith in our elephant finding skills saddens me. *sniff*; Tue Jan 12, 09:47:00 PM 2010
Joey Polanski said...: Yeah ...

Now that I think about it ...

Manys th time I found a elephant in my pajamas.; Tue Jan 12, 09:51:00 PM 2010
Atlas Cerise said...: Why would you let another guy's elephant in your pajamas?; Tue Jan 12, 10:42:00 PM 2010
Mike said...: So what you're telling me is that I can't draw an elephant from life?

Dammit.; Wed Jan 13, 04:37:00 AM 2010
Joey Polanski said...: Atlas: Well ... cuz my own elephant was at th cleanrs?

Mike: Yeah. Thats what Im sayin. Unlessn you adopt th Malach Theory o drawin from lifeski.; Wed Jan 13, 09:16:00 AM 2010
Cissy Strutt said...: I had one here somewhere ... oh, now I've forgotten ...; Thu Jan 14, 04:41:00 AM 2010
Four Dinners said...: You know some'at Polanski?

I want what you're on.

What we talking here? I got a few bits to sell....;-); Thu Jan 14, 03:01:00 PM 2010
AngryMan said...: I found Tim Russell's dead corpse, and it's as fat as an elephant.; Thu Jan 14, 07:01:00 PM 2010
Atlas Cerise said...: Who the fuck is Tim Russell?; Thu Jan 14, 07:13:00 PM 2010
queen_Lestat said...: haaah, I live in Africa. I could find one easily if I tried, the circus is in town and what not. The elephants roam around a bit when they are.

Hit me with step two damnit!; Thu Jan 28, 08:25:00 AM 2010

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