Heres a quiz-question for yas:
Durin th first year o The Joey Polanski Show, its official motto was NOT "... smilin like th crack in yer ass since July 2005 ..."
Instead, it was (check one):
[ ] "... as long as it's funny"
[ ] "... as funny as it is long"
[ ] "... so long it aint evn funny"
[ ] Othr (spessify)
(And, fer those o you who are thinkin youll jus try t be FUNNY wifout werryin about whethr youre RIGHT, ...
... I mean, who am I to stand in yer way?)