Jus who exackly IS Joey Polanski?

Buddies,

In reality, Joey Polanski is (seleckt one):

1. a dashing male model


2. a Woo Woo Mastr


3. a computr exspurt


4. a sckoolteachr


5. a collidge prfessor


6. a Globl Gamr


7. a powrful, albeit dead, human bein


8. some lounge-singr wannabe


9. a pissd-off bridegroom


10. a tabula rasa


11. Sompm else (spessify)