evidence o th ol glassies
Buddies,
See, ladys?
Unlessn yer nekkid, ya might as well not evn be here.
-- Male Joevinist Pigski
Sunday, August 05, 2007
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36 took th stage:
You know, I don't remember that eye chart. You must go to a very progressive doctor.
Or is that the Las Vegas Dept. of Motor Vehicles eye chart?
Where's my glasses?
I need my glasses to see if she's half naked or half fully clothed.
I had to clean my glasses ... I didn't know anyone from across the Mississippi knew the word "Unlessn"! AND THEN my eyes beheld "Joevinist Pigski" and I filled the clean lenses with tears from laughing so hard!
You, Sir, are a master and I pray you never give up the show. It really must go on.
I seen chicks coming out of eggs before but is she actual size?
Now how's she gonna find her clothes again?
Naked Hu-Man Women smell like fish.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
Why doesn't my DMV have this test?
This explains a lot as to why I'm always banging into women but I only seem to enjoy it when they are naked.
And I did get both messages. Just getting to the thick of things is all
Bad ideas. I'm thinking I'm going to make a machine that does this for women. That way, they don't have to stop working to get nekkid.
Joey:
You mean, "Unless your naked, hot, and blonde."
Colonel: If thats a eye-chart, then its gotta be th first one that coud make a guy go blind.
Malach: Youll nevr find em wifout yer glasses.
JediMacFan: No glasses necessary ... jus keep yer eyes opm.
Sara Sue: Which side o th Mississippski dyou think Im from?
Geritopia: Im still tryin to think what itd mean to say she AINT actual size. Shes, like, some size OTHR than she is. I coud go wit that, I guess.
Revrend: I dunno, but Ill help her look. Or, rathr, Ill help her by lookin while she looks.
Cash: Fish is great brain food.
C. Rag: Th DMV dont take up lost causes. If yer drivin & ya see a nekkid chick, yer GONNA be distracktd. Period. End o story. Aint no stoppin it.
Tomski: Yeah. When theyr clothd, bangin jus dont involve enough "into".
Doc: Yer inventions is th stuff o LEGEND, Doc!
Angry: Yeah. I was tryin to avoid usin footnotes. But, prsonaly, Id settl fer a brunette or a redhead.
Hmmmm. Almost two years to the day and we're back inventing the world.
It's like an episode of The Dawn Zone, or Twilight of the Dead.
"No glasses necessary ... jus keep yer eyes opm."
I was cured alright...
HAHAHAHAHA!
Damn right you settle with a redhead.
We are freaking nymphos.
There are exceptions to that rule. Rosie O'Donnell comes to mind. When she takes her clothes off, she disappears altogether.
C. Rag: "Freaking nymphos" ... Aint that, like, redundant?
Mike: It only SEEMS that way, cause we all got a special set o eyelids that snap shut whenevr weere cnfrontd wif fat-humpflesh.
What would "Kim Possible" think about all this Joey?
But lets not get all animated....
*snickers*
I love that line, Coco.
Kim Possible is no match for Rosie from the Jetsons. Beep. Badiddly diddly beep! Whoo hoo!
What is the eternal fascination with ladies with no clothes on? I get to see that in the mirror every day, no big deal.
(I originally typed "external fascination" heehee)
When it comes to gals with no clothes,
a guy's fascination just shows.
It seems that he can't
hide that bugle in his pants,
as his "fascination" grows and grows.
That's just a drawing. I've seen REAL naked women!!! In movies.
Joey/C.Rag:
Yeah, everyone settles for a redhead. All the blondes are taken.
I do like brunettes, though.
Oh NoNoNONONONO!!
Go with the redhead.
Bonds are just teasing.
Trust me- I married a redhead. It's the BEST.
*AHEM*
Wow, now that's what I call a comic strip!!!
Dubya's comment is the best so far.
Hair color does not make a woman. Insatiable sex drive does.
But yeah, as a rule Blondes are dead fish in bed. Nice to look at, no flavor.
I've been a blond, a redhead and a brunette (sometimes all in the same week), so I have some expertise here. it's true - redheads are the hottest and have the most fun. Blonds care too much about what other people think, and brunettes, well, okay, they have a lot of fun, too.
Cocovan: Allegdly, Kim Possible can do ANYTHING. Unfortunatly, I aint nevr seen her take her cloths off.
Doc: Ahhh, yesss ... Rosie th Robot! Seems I recall Geritopia brought her up in a comment back on THIS POST, where we was all confessin our fantasys about cartoon "chicks." And as fer blondes bein "dead fish" in bed, it souns like you & Cash are on th same page.
Ciss: Ill trade you my mirror fer yers!
Colonel: I was a-gonna rattle of a limrick o my ownski, but I cant top a limrick that refrs to a guy wif a "bugle" in his pants.
Christopher: I atchualy seen a REAL woman who was fake-naked.
Angry: Atchualy, if I was to express a prefrence, Id put brunettes at th top o my list; but, fer whatevr reasn, I usualy hook up wif blondes.
Mr Presdent: Yeah. We shoud see sompm like this in evry Sunday papr.
JediMac: I dunno. Twas YERS that made me guffaw. "Evidence o th ol glassies" is, aftr all, a oblique refrence to th same filmski.
Phoebe: Wif all em girls havin so much funski, hows come more of em aint havin funski wif MEski?
AngryMan,
You are dead.
Tag your it
C. Rag: Thanks fer killin AngryMan. He was startin t get annoyin -- always insistin on, yknow, breathin an stuff.
Malach: Thanks fer taggin me. Id go on t tag somone else, cept I jus gone on reckord sayin how much I hate th meme thingski.
What's the record fpr cpmments in this joint?
As o th postin o this coment, th JPS post thats got th MOST comments is THISn.
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