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Buddies,

Tday Im cookin some stuff inda crockpot an its got stew meat innit, an brockali, an watr chesnuts, an bamboo shoots, an a oniun, an mushrooms, an corn, an soy sawce, an cayenn peppr, an black peppr, an salt.

It promises t be real good, but Im kinda hopin t enlist somone t taste the stuff bfore I sit down t eat it my own dam self.

You dont need no prior experience as a food-tastr; but a high tolrance fer shitty is highly reckommended.