late breakin news
Buddies,
Hey!
Some guy shot John Lennon!
Killt im, too!
You no ... from th Beatles.
He will be missd.
I sure hope th othr Beatles is all allrite.
You no ... Paul, ... an Ringo, ... an th othr guy.
-- Joey Polanski
Ministr of Jus-Realizd-It
14 took th stage:
After The Ballad of John and Yoko, I think he had it coming.
Wasn't he some kinda Marxist?
Commie bastard.
Casey: Kinda makes ya wondr why Yoko got haff th ballad but dint get haff th bullets, donit?
Revrend: Im pretty sure yer thinkin of Ringo, ... an Groucho, ... an Chico, ... an Harpo, ...
Oh shit!! So who was it that sing American Women ??
Lets see,
There was John,Paul,Jesus,Stevie,Rango,Fabio and six others that slip my mind....
Treespotter: "American Wooman" was sung eithr by th Gess Who (featurin Burtron Russell) or by Lenny Kravitz an th Wailrs. Sompm tells me THEYR all dead too.
Coco: You sure yaint thinkin o Santas raindeer?
Haven't you people realized what this in fact proves? This is not truly earth you live in. The fact that John was Killed and Yoko lives on is proof that this is, in fact, Hell! John and Yoko lived on the earth we all dream about, died, and went to hell for all that kindy naked stuff and drugs they did. But later it was realized that John was just too good to stay in Hell, so he was snatched away from us and brought to Heaven.
It was just a media conspiracy saying he was shot in order to delude us into still thinking that this is earth and people die.
Either that or he's part of the Bilderburg club and is off on an island with that guy from Enron and Tupac.
But i think Hell is the simpler answer.
Hobbs: Whatnahecks all that -- th lost book o Th Dvine Comedy?
I'm the guy who shot John Lennon's wife.
Doc: You aint th guy who naild Mrs McCartney, are ya?
Um which one? The ugly bitch, or the really ugly bitch?
Doc: Th porn chick.
Yeah, I did 'em both. And Paul and Ringo. George and John were dead. I'm not that kinky...
Are ya savin Pete Best fer last, Doc?
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