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Buddies,
I herd a cmmercial on th radio here advertisin some local weekend shindig where theys offerin sompm calld chair massages. My question is: Does th chair get th massage or give it; or is it jus th thing ya sit in wilst somn else gives it to ya?
Evr diligent, this investigative rporter is off t see if he can get his ass squeezd -- or at least his shins diggd -- bfore Monday mornin rolls round.
Dont wait upski.
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Ah....ass masage....
they really don't get paid enough.
Mr. President, please report back on just how cheeky the situation was for you.
Joey,
Maybe you misunderstood,
It could have been a hair massage,
Or a message from CHER, Or a chair massacre.......
I'd vote for a Cher Massacre
Hippo: They get PAID? Hows come I always get slappd inda face?
Cocovan: I mighta misunnerstood th cmmercial, but I got you, Babe.
JediMacFan: Maybe Cher shouda reunitd wit Sonny jus seckons bfore he skied inta that tree.
Make sure to take protection.
Not sure I would be willing to sit in that chair without a body condom and I am sure I wouldn't go near Cher without a body condom.
I once did it with the massage guy, right there on the massage table. I'd seen him a few times, we'd flirted, and then one day I looked over during the massage and saw he was naked from the waist down.
Chickie & Mike: I took along th best pertecktion of all -- a lady frend whose entire mission seems t be t keep me from havin any kinda real fun in life.
Anne: I thougt we agreed neithr of us woud evr tell that story.
Whoa! Go Anne!
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