see ya when Im rich!

Buddies,

Las nite I was drinkin a bottle o this stuff calld PowerAde which I like to drink when Im out walkin cause when Im out walkin I swett lika friggin pig an I alway end up reel thursty. But I look at th bottl an it say onit "Liquid Hydration + Energy Drink" and this gets me thinkin. A bottle o PowerAde is sompm ya either gotta carry in yer hand or ya gotta carry it in sompm lika backpak. Itd be grate if ya coul jus carry it round in yer pocket butcha cant cause its too big, specially if ya like t by them reel big bottles like I like. So I gets this branestorm oven idea thats gonna make me a tunna munny. Ready fokes? How bout POWDERD HYDRATION?! You coud fit that inta a littl packet thatcha coul put inyer pocket! Alls ya gotta do then is JUS ADD WATER anit becomes the LIQUID HYDRATION yer swetty boddy need! Sos ya jus gotta member t bring a bottl o water wit ya when yer outn about, an you can carry that in yer backpak. Youll have room for it now, since ya wont need t put no PowerAde in there. Make the check payable to Joey Polanski please.